I get easily nauseated by strong chemical smells. I once puked into my coffee mug while sitting on a bus between a smoker and someone wearing ten tons of Axe. (I am proud to say that I did so quietly enough that nobody appeared to notice.) The last time I had to buy scented deodorant because the store didn't carry… » 11/19/14 8:40pm 11/19/14 8:40pm

I couldn't get my Kinja to work properly last night and gave up on putting this up. But when working in a very fancy seafood restaurant, I once accidentally shredded part of my right hand into a huge pot of cooking mashed potatoes and just . . . let it go. Actually, sort of stirred it in a little bit to disguise the… » 11/19/14 3:40pm 11/19/14 3:40pm

I saw The Little Mermaid in the theater with my father when I was . . . ten? He cried at the end, I didn't. Honestly, I was confused and frightened by his tears, and he told me in the car ride home that he was affected by seeing King Triton let Ariel go, and he had realized he was eventually going to have to let me… » 11/17/14 6:37pm 11/17/14 6:37pm

Is she still up to calling people big fat lesbians? Is she still able to talk about how she thinks Plan B is the same thing as a surgical abortion? Is she still up to talking about how women who were stalked were dressed like whores? Is she still up to talking about how much she loves waterboarding? » 11/14/14 12:22pm 11/14/14 12:22pm

I think what we should all take away from this is that if you're a teenage girl and experience sexual assault, it's bad for you to kill yourself not only because the world will lose you and your parents will weep, but because it's easier to go for blood against the shitbags who did it to you if you're still alive. » 11/14/14 12:16pm 11/14/14 12:16pm

I'm an omnivore who thinks you shouldn't eat anything you're not willing to personally kill. The event sounds interesting, and Pease should have applauded it - for some people, seeing the death of an animal would have been visceral enough to win them over to his cause. But no, he had to be a shit about it. » 11/14/14 7:03am 11/14/14 7:03am