Okay. mpreg is male pregnancy. Men getting pregnant. I've read a lot of it, I've written some. My preference is for skinny, weedy guys getting pregnant - think any of the most recent Dr Whos - and then panicking through the physical changes they experience. » 9/18/14 2:08pm Thursday 2:08pm

I live far enough north that a significant number of young adults near me get lost while drunk and die of exposure, because they're usually drunk and alcohol fucks up your body's ability to regulate temperature or even realize that you're cold. I work for a university that has about forty thousand undergrads, and we… » 9/18/14 10:23am Thursday 10:23am

I live in Wisconsin, but hate sauerkraut. Actually, I hate cabbage in any form - kimchee, coleslaw, whatever. I'm guessing the sauerkraut thing is because people eat so many brats and use it as a condiment. The town I live in has about a billion specialty pizza places, though. Is pizza a thing that can count as a… » 9/18/14 6:57am Yesterday 6:57am

I lived for a while in England, and then Scotland, on a worker's visa that hasn't existed since 2008. I had a beautiful time. I was mostly living and working with either people from the commonwealth on their "working holiday" visas, or EU residents who'd just moved to the UK to improve their English language skills,… » 9/17/14 10:45pm Wednesday 10:45pm

I was very young when I had my first gynecological appointment - eleven or twelve - and my mother simply took me to hers, who was a woman. I have never, since then, had a male OB/GYN. I'd like to think I could be comfortable enough to use one, but I've never done so, so maybe I'm lying. » 9/17/14 5:40pm Wednesday 5:40pm

My breakfasts tend to just be a cup of coffee, which I try to make at home because it's cheaper, but which I sometimes end up grabbing on the way to work if I'm running late. So my only experience with Subway at breakfast time was going in to one - it was literally the only food place I could see open between me and… » 9/17/14 2:56pm Wednesday 2:56pm

I've definitely gotten capsaicin in my yes before. But the biggest disaster I ever had with hot peppers was handling jalapenos and then not washing my hands well enough before putting in a menstrual cup. Oh my god. All I could do was sit in the shower and cry for like ten minutes over my burning, burning vagina. » 9/13/14 10:48pm 9/13/14 10:48pm